Ok i started writing this story ages ago but i can’t think of a name and havent got that far into it. But tell me what you think of it so far…i might continue on it i havent decided yet.
p.s-if you have an idea for a name it would be greatly appreciated!!!
Chapter 1 ‘How’s your little assignment going Hoges?’ giggled McGig, a huge beefy man whom if you put him in a pigpen you wouldn’t know who was who. Hoges however, was quite the opposite. He was 6 feet 10 and as skinny as a stick. While McGig was giggling at what he thought was funny, he had a pile of doughnuts, which he was casually popping inside his mouth.
‘Ha, ha. For your information McGig, I am very close to solving this case. I only need one more piece of evidence. If only I knew…’ As Hoges was talking, he was half talking to himself like he was about to go in a daze. McGig began to giggle again.‘By the way McGig, how’s yours going?’
‘Huh?’ said McGig falling of his chair and hitting the floor. He picked up his hat, which had also fallen) and spoke quickly;‘Well, err, um I just remembered a previous engagement.’
‘Thought as much’McGig grabbed a handful of papers and rushed out the door, dropping his hat on the way. Hoges sat there waiting. McGig rushed back in.
‘I forgot my hat,’ he said, sticking it on his head.
‘Good luck on your case,’ smirked Hoges, ‘your going to need it’
‘Yeah, yeah, Ha, ha’McGig closed the door. Hoges sighed and looked at his papers. He just couldn’t understand it. No bullet, no wound, no sickness, no nothing. It was as if Mrs. Croford just dropped on the spot. Only old granny Croford was there and…‘That’s it!’
‘What’s it?’ whispered a voice outside.Hoges got up and opened the door. Down fell McGig.‘How’d you know it was me?’ he asked, wide-eyed.Hoges looked at him and rolled his eyes.
‘One, it’s obvious. Two, I am an investigator as you are and three, I never forget a voice. It’s my job! Now what were you doing?’
‘Well, I heard from Gangreen that the boss is coming to see how we’re going with our cases. And if sees your work and then mine…’
‘You’ll be in serious trouble. So what are you doing? Get cracking! Go interview a suspect. Why come to me?’
‘I need your help.’
‘Oh, now come crawling back to me. Okay, have you got any notes?’
‘No’
‘Then go to…Mrs. David and ask her the following questions,’ said Hoges, looking at the tiny bits of information and his pile. ‘One, where were you at the scene, two, did you hear anything, stuff like that. I’m sure you can handle that.’
‘Okay, I’m going. He’ll probably not find me if I’m on the job. Oh yeah, he’s at Freddy’s office.’
‘Thanks’
‘No, thank-you. Bye.’Finally, McGig had gone to one of his suspects of the disappearance of Kristine David. Hoges sighed once again and pondered again on his notes. He heard a sound from outside and immediately gathered it to be McGig. He opened the door and the boss was there.
‘Good morning sir. How unexpected it is to see you sir. Here is my work sir,’ said Hoges sick of chanting the ridiculous chant. It sounded like they were in the army, not investigators.
‘Well, well done. You are in front. As I expected. I have another case for you Hoges. You are going to work with McGig. Do you know where he is?’
‘Yes sir. He is interviewing a suspect. But I must say, I am near to solving this case and I don’t want to leave it. I’m busting to finish it. All I need to find out is why the only person at the scene of the…’
“Stop your babbling, Hoges. You are to do this if you want to or not. It is your job. You are going to fly to the U.S to find out who killed one hundred and fifty people in Thirty-forth Street in New York. This is big, and the U.S wanted our top investigators. And you are the best. You will have accommodation and everything. McGig, you and the H.O.P’s (head of police’s) top police man. You are to report at my office at dawn. Pass the message to McGig. Good-day.’The boss stormed out of the room with his secretary, Bob, following him, muttering things that he had wrote down. Hoges picked up the phone and rang McGig. Hoges listened as he heard McGig’s ring tone that was the theme song of ‘Faulty Towers’.McGig answered in a disturbed voice, ‘Hello, Investigator McGig speaking. May you please ring back I’m in the middle of an important assignment.’‘McGig,’ said Hoges in an adoring voice as if McGig was a small child.‘Oh sorry Hoges. But as you know I’m…you know…interviewing and…’
‘Yes, but the boss said you could have a little holiday from that job…’
‘Hold a sec,’ said McGig as he put down the phone. Hoges grinned as he listened from the other side of the line. This is what he heard:‘Sorry miss, um, I have another case and it’s er, more important. Not that your case isn’t important but…yeah, so I’ll interview you another time.’
‘I sincerely hope you do,’ said a female voice, ‘I’ll be waiting.’‘Good afternoon miss’Hoges grinned. Then McGig picked up the phone once again.
‘Tell me Hoges, why did I just do that?’
‘As I was saying,’ said Hoges, ‘you have an assignment, with me. You are going to be my partner and we have to go to the U.S to work on some big crime’McGig was speechless. Finally, after about fifteen seconds of awkward silence, McGig spoke again.
‘What’s the catch?’ He asked slyly.
‘A policeman is tagging along’
‘I knew there was a catch.’‘It’s not that bad. A policeman is just a second companion.’
‘No, you don’t know police. I’ve seen them. Mean, trying to get you off the job, and they are the worst showoffs!’
‘Lay off ‘em. I forget when we start. Come over here so we don’t run late tomorrow. Oh, wait we start at…’ Hoges read the piece of paper. He was tired. ‘We need to be at the Boss’ place at dawn. You can sleep in the spare bedroom in my office.’
‘Okay’When McGig arrived at the office, Hoges was asleep. ‘Poor bugger,’ he said to himself. He went into the spare room and fell asleep in a number of seconds.The next morning Hoges woke McGig at three a.m ‘I thought you needed a shower or something before we went to the boss’
‘Thanks,’ McGig replied sarcastically.
‘I’ve already had mine. We’re having bacon and eggs for breakfast okay?’
‘Yeah, right.’After McGig had scrubbed up, and he was finishing his breakfast, Hoges decided to go.
‘Alrighty, time to go!’
‘Give me some time!’
‘We’re going to be late’
‘Does it really matter?”
‘Yes it does. We want to make a better impression by getting there first!’They did leave, but McGig wasn’t going his fastest, just to peeve Hoges off. Hoges drove his car up the Boss’ driveway, and walked inside the office. McGig was dawdling behind. It was his first major project. He was thinking of the danger he was about to walk into and the danger of his new wife Sarah.When McGig reached the room the boss was talking to Hoges about the new case. McGig heard a sound of an engine and jumped as though it was going to hit his rear end. He looked behind and said shaking, ‘the police are here.‘Excellent!’ said, clapping his hands. ‘Trust me boys, H.O.P’s men are the greatest!’
‘Great,’ McGig said sarcastically to Hoges, now standing next to him. Hoges smuggled a laugh. The boss stared at him sharply.‘Ah good morning General,’ said the boss to H.O.P
‘Yes, if you say so,’ HOP replied pompously. Hoges stared at each other and knew he was a strict bastard.
‘At least we’re not going with him,’ said Hoges in a very small whisper.‘Since you awoke me at such an abnormal time, I will be brief. Here’s my officer. Good-day’‘Someone woke up at the wrong side of the bed this morning,’ said McGig giggling. The boss was mad. He had to blame someone else.
‘McGig,’ how dare you suggest us to meet at such a ridiculous hour and don’t you answer me back!’ The boss was obviously transfixed, and didn’t see the H.O.P’s number one, watching and listening in disgust.‘And furthermore, I think I’ll take you off this project!’McGig stood there, stunned, stunned. He couldn’t understand the man’s massive ego. McGig could have given him a good whacking but he resisted.‘A-hem’‘Well hello! Nice to be working with you. We were just saying how friends we are!’The police-lady stared at him in disbelief.He then realized she was there the whole time and turned to look at Hoges and McGig. They were laughing their heads off. The boss turned red in the face. He was ruined. (At least he thought he was)
‘I am General McGee. If I am to be working with you, I have a number of rules.’ She gave McGig and Hoges a sheet of paper. The writing was handwriting and a couple of things were in bold print. It was a small piece of paper, about a third of an A4 paper. This is what it looked like:
Vanessa McGee’s guide to a happy work environment!! J
1. Work comes first.2. No one takes all the credit3. No showing off or stupidness on purpose at any stage.4. Work as hard as you can Please abide by these rules and we will
Have a better time working together!
General Vanessa McGee 1st squadron.
She read the bit of paper out loud. Hoges and McGig looked at each other in disbelief.
‘Is this some kind of joke?’ asked Hoges.
‘No,’ replied Vanessa, surprised he’d even suggest something like that. McGig glanced at Hoges as if to say, “I told you so.”
‘Okay then, lets get to work.’
‘Lets’‘When’s our flight?’
‘About and hour and ten minutes.’
McGig was silently watching the conversation. He was surprised and confused. Everything he was seeing didn’t make sense.‘Must have woke up too early,’ he said to himself.Vanessa and Hoges glanced at him. McGig felt left out like a child. Then he remembered the boss. He found him in a corner of the room hugging his knees and shivering. He seemed to be talking to himself as though he was having a nightmare in broad daylight.‘No, no, nooo!’Hoges and Vanessa looked behind them with their mouths gaping open.
‘Maybe we should call the hospital,’ said Hoges.
‘Agreed,’ agreed Vanessa.They both went in different ways. Vanessa went to the telephone and Hoges went to grab a blanket.
‘McGig, try to calm him down, ‘ Hoges told McGig while rummaging through a cupboard.
‘Okay,’ he replied, trying to keep all sense behind him. His boss going mad? How? Why? He had a headache. But in five minutes all so, The White Men, (that’s what McGig calls them) picked up the boss and they went on their way.